reporter asks:
"Sir, 5 minute free hain?"
PM (already holding 7 phones): "Cabinet meeting. Very urgent. Nation first."
☆ busy ☆
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“Sorry, I am very busy being busy.”
Welcome to the pink emo shrine of productivity theatre. Ten phones. Zero minutes. Maximum drama. The nation's busiest man is always in a meeting that started yesterday and ends never.
too busy to blink
Fig. 1 — PM holding nation + 11 phones + one empty promise
11
phones held
simultaneously
∞
meetings
all overlapping
0
free minutes
nation building
MAX
emo level
pink edition
meme panels
certified emo pink
reporter asks:
"Sir, 5 minute free hain?"
PM (already holding 7 phones): "Cabinet meeting. Very urgent. Nation first."
☆ busy ☆
status update
"Main bahut busy hoon."
Also PM: scheduling a selfie break, replying to 0 emails, holding blank folder labeled TOP SECRET.
★ overwhelmed ★
breaking news
"Economy is my top priority."
Camera pans to desk: 14 sticky notes that all say "later" in pink highlighter.
☆ priorities ☆
public address
"We are working round the clock."
Clock on wall: 3:47 PM. Round clock. Technically correct.
★ optics ★
busy busy busy cabinet meeting nation first later maybe never emo pink edition busy busy busy